Marshall Eriksen - How I Met Your Mother - Barways

"You are sad. You are beaten down. You will get through this, come home, get in your big underpants and take a nap."

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He steps through the door in his best suit (which is now wrinkled, smells a little weird, and should probably be dry-cleaned), takes a look around and does a double-take.

"Whoa."

His expression is momentarily scared - like this is the most unbelievable, most frightening thing that could ever happen to him.

A thousand different things are going through his mind, but if there's one thing he is certain of, it's that he's glad as hell to be wearing pants right now.


And then he starts to smile.

"Awesome. I always knew" - as he pumps his fist - "that one day, one of these doors would lead to an alternate universe when I least expected it!"